Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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