Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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