OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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