I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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