Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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