I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
