Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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