3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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