I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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