Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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