Your tits are I can't wait for
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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