imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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