her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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