Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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