just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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