kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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