yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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