we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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