I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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