Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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