Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
