He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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