I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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