I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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