He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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