Nicole vs. Life
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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