The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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