doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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