it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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