Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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