the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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