i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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