perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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