Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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