I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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