gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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