4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I'm really busy with my period
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