That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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