You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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