Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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