im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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