I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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