Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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