i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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