Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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