I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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