That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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