your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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