...so i touched it.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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