Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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