Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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