oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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