this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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