Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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