all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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