Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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