So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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